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[April 23rd | 2012]
Yeah, right, okay. Give me detention for shutting up that big headed IDIOT. They called it bullying, but I call it JUSTICE. It's bad enough we have to see his ugly face every day. But now he's got to go blabbing about in the LIBRARY at the top of his lungs, like anyone cares at all what he's got to say! What a waste of air.

[April 23rd | 2012]
Okay.


Who left the cookies in the common room? I think I broke my jaw. Was that a joke? What a horrible joke!

[April 2nd | 2012]
I would like a boy to jump out of a cake for me for my birthday tomorrow.





Or a girl, actually. I'm not that picky.



And not Seven. That's too easy. So I guess I am a little bit picky.

[March 13th | 2012]
Warded to closer girl friends ~ another semi-flimsy ward from Rose!

Okay, I've been avoiding talking about this but...



What exactly is a break? Like. Relationship-wise?

Warded to Tanner

You're mad at Corbin and I. Why?

Warded to Corbin

Tanner's been ignoring me too, basically. So... You might not like it, but I asked him what's going in.

And I tried out for the team again

[February 27th | 2012]
Warded to Corbin


Does being on a break mean I can't kiss you?


[crossed out about twenty minutes later]

[February 23rd | 2012]
I would like everyone to meet my lovely daughter, Evergreen Weasley! Don't you just want to spoil her to death? I mean not really to death but...



Well, I know you love her too. She's even kind of a redhead! Who knew we'd make such a cute baby, Fred!


And speaking of cute, I managed to catch this golden piece of footage. You can all thank me later, and possibly protect me from the Wrath of Scorpius.

[February 13th | 2012]
Warded to Corbin

How do I even do this?

How are you?

//

Warded to Scorpius

Scorbunny! So, remember when I was depressed and crying and all that? Weelllllll, let's pretend I'm still like that so I can guilt you into drinking an entire bottle of rum with me tomorrow. Am I trying to get you drunk? ..... Maybe.


Is it working?


Also, why does your mum never write nice letters about me? Ignoring the fact that she's never met me.





But most importantly, what does Albus like in girls? I mean, do you think he'd like me? Because I'm kind of in love with him.

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Warded to Albus

You looked nice today, Albus!

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