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Tweak says, "I'm a 10th Level VicePresident"

P. Dexter Hawley. (moijejoue) wrote,
@ 2012-01-27 16:03:00

Some bratty third year decided it would be funny to make fun of my chest today at lunch. I just happened to overhear the conversation he and his dumb little group were having, and at first I thought it was some other "flat-chested ginger". But upon glancing over my shoulder I realized it was me!!!

So naturally I did what anyone in my position would do and threatened to rip his head off. I even did it in sign language!

But I'll have you know, stupid third year(s) and anyone else: I like not having large tits. And my nipples happen to be fantastic.

>:[

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	be_the_change 2012-01-28 01:30 am UTC (link)
	We should create a sisterhood of the flat chested. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	moijejoue 2012-01-28 01:56 am UTC (link)
	Agreed! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	be_the_change 2012-01-28 01:58 am UTC (link)
	Honestly, you're probably better than me. I would have given them an eyefull. And probably gotten kicked out of Hogwarts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	moijejoue 2012-01-28 02:04 am UTC (link)
	Ha, they were undeserving. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	be_the_change 2012-01-28 02:10 am UTC (link)
	But imagine the look on their faces when they see real breasts for the first time. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	neerdowell 2012-01-28 01:40 am UTC (link)
	We are simply going to pretend that it isn't at all awkward to be commenting on my ex-snog sessions right under my ex-girlfriend's comments on her own breasts. We're also going to pretend that I'm not writing in the third person. ~~I feel like~~ ~~Fucking Hailey~~ Your nipples are absolutely splendid, dear girl. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	moijejoue 2012-01-28 01:51 am UTC (link)
	Thank you, Maxwell. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	neerdowell 2012-01-28 02:02 am UTC (link)
	You're very welcome. I wouldn't be much of an admirer if I didn't step in to their defence. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	moijejoue 2012-01-28 02:09 am UTC (link)
	I can't read this without laughing. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	quarterlygent 2012-01-29 12:13 am UTC (link)
	Middlesex, the very soul of chivalry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	neerdowell 2012-02-02 05:07 am UTC (link)
	I would make bards swoon. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	goldenelle 2012-01-28 01:52 am UTC (link)
	Seriously? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	neerdowell 2012-01-28 02:03 am UTC (link)
	Why would I lie about her nipples? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goldenelle 2012-01-28 02:04 am UTC (link)
	Uh, there is a difference between lying and keeping some things to yourself, mate. Anyway, I didn't know that's what you liked. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quarterlygent 2012-01-29 12:22 am UTC (link)
	There are so many things our dear Max has to learn. ~~Does it matter?~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goldenelle 2012-01-30 01:31 am UTC (link)
	Ah... yeah. I guess. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	neerdowell 2012-02-02 05:10 am UTC (link)
	I wouldn't embellish about her nipples either. Well, I would. In this case, however, I don't have to do so. I like a lot of different breasts. ~~And here endth the conversation~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goldenelle 2012-02-02 05:21 am UTC (link)
	Thank Merlin for that. ~~Then-~~ Uh, alright. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	reignite 2012-01-28 01:40 am UTC (link)
	... Too much information. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	moijejoue 2012-01-28 01:49 am UTC (link)
	Hi Sidney! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reignite 2012-01-28 01:52 am UTC (link)
	Hello. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	moijejoue 2012-01-28 01:55 am UTC (link)
	How are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reignite 2012-01-28 01:57 am UTC (link)
	Wishing I had not been prompted with certain mental images. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	moijejoue 2012-01-28 01:59 am UTC (link)
	Does your boyfriend know that you're imagining my nipples? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reignite 2012-01-28 02:00 am UTC (link)
	You would have to ask him that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	nogrounds 2012-01-28 01:51 am UTC (link)
	Why did you feel the need to get defensive about it and tell us if you like the way you are? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	moijejoue 2012-01-28 01:55 am UTC (link)
	Because being laughed at is never fun. Am I not allowed to be huffy and content with myself? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	_pocketrocket_ 2012-01-28 04:33 am UTC (link)
	Do les enfants of this school talk of anything else? You of course are glorious just how you be are shaped, cheri. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	moijejoue 2012-01-28 09:33 am UTC (link)
	Well, they are thirteen... Merci, Dani! <3 (Reply to this) (Parent)

	corbin_ff 2012-01-28 09:15 am UTC (link)
	If you care at all about the words of a third year, you're not half the woman I thought you were. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	moijejoue 2012-01-28 09:38 am UTC (link)
	~~I'm not sure how to take that...~~ I don't have a particular problem with my appearance, no. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	corbin_ff 2012-01-28 09:39 am UTC (link)
	Any "particular problem"? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	moijejoue 2012-01-28 09:55 am UTC (link)
	If I did dislike something about myself, it's not as if you'd ~~refute it~~ get it anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	corbin_ff 2012-01-28 09:57 am UTC (link)
	I fail to see any problem with your physical appearance. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	moijejoue 2012-01-28 09:59 am UTC (link)
	... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	moijejoue 2012-01-28 10:00 am UTC (link)
	~~Really?~~ Okay. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	corbin_ff 2012-01-28 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	~~Is there something else I'm supposed to be saying here?~~ Right. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Corbin. moijejoue 2012-01-28 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dex corbin_ff 2012-01-28 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	~~For what, exactly?~~ Stop listening to third years. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Danex - en français _pocketrocket_ 2012-01-28 02:48 pm UTC (link)
	I think this is his version of a compliment? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Danex - en français moijejoue 2012-01-28 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	Whether it is or isn't, I'm taking it as one! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Danex - en français _pocketrocket_ 2012-01-28 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	You should have all of them! My Dex is very lovely, outside and in. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	quarterlygent 2012-01-29 12:30 am UTC (link)
	Clearly they're too young to realise that thou are more lovely than a summer's day; though I'd never dare call you temperate. (Reply to this)

	domes 2012-01-29 02:11 am UTC (link)
	You should start a Fantastic Nipples Club. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_pocketrocket_ 2012-02-02 05:22 am UTC (link)
	Shall I write letters to recommend for this, too? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	surroundedby 2012-01-30 09:48 am UTC (link)
	This behaviour and the like seems to be something of a trend with bratty third years. Does this one in particular happen to have a name? I've recently started the policy of referring such "gentlemen" to Miss Vos. (Reply to this)