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P. Dexter Hawley. (moijejoue) wrote,
@ 2012-02-13 01:46:00

Warded to Corbin

~~How do I even do this?~~

How are you?

//

Warded to Scorpius

Scorbunny! So, remember when I was depressed and crying and all that? Weelllllll, let's pretend I'm still like that so I can guilt you into drinking an entire bottle of rum with me tomorrow. Am I trying to get you drunk? ..... Maybe.

Is it working?

Also, why does your mum never write nice letters about me? Ignoring the fact that she's never met me.

But most importantly, what does Albus like in girls? I mean, do you think he'd like me? Because I'm kind of in love with him.

//

Warded to Albus

You looked nice today, Albus!

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	Codex corbin_ff 2012-02-13 11:16 am UTC (link)
	Seriously? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Codex moijejoue 2012-02-13 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	Is that not an acceptable question? ~~Albus probably wouldn't mind it~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Codex corbin_ff 2012-02-13 08:59 pm UTC (link)
	It's a trite, meaningless question that people ask one another in society to make pointless small talk. I had thought you were beyond such antics. Apparently I was wrong. ~~Is this about Valentine's Day? Normally you'd be more direct about these things....~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Codex moijejoue 2012-02-13 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	It's just a question, Corbin. You could just answer it like a normal human being. ~~Do you even~~ Albus would answer it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Codex corbin_ff 2012-02-13 09:27 pm UTC (link)
	What does Albus have to do with anything? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Codex moijejoue 2012-02-13 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I was trying to figure out how to tell you this but... I'm realizing that I'm in love with him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Codex corbin_ff 2012-02-13 09:35 pm UTC (link)
	Excuse me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Codex moijejoue 2012-02-13 09:37 pm UTC (link)
	I know. I realized at breakfast and it's just... I don't think it's going to work out between us, Corbin. ~~I'm sor~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Codex corbin_ff 2012-02-13 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	Fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Codex moijejoue 2012-02-13 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	~~Do you hate me?~~ Okay. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Dexius. onemoreson 2012-02-13 05:34 pm UTC (link)
	Dex, what? I have to admit I'm extremely confused. Um, you can meet my mother if you really want to. And I don't even know how to respond to the alcohol part because I promised a million people I wasn't going to drink to get drunk again. And-- Albus? What? Aren't you with-- you are with Corbin. Right? Is this for their little game thing? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Dexius. moijejoue 2012-02-13 08:53 pm UTC (link)
	Scorpius :( No, I just... Albus is really amazing. I'm realizing it now! So, do you think he'd like me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dexius. onemoreson 2012-02-13 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	Dex. You're in love with Albus. I mean. I don't see why he wouldn't. ~~He's still a little obsessed with Cor~~ ~~You could dye your hair blonde~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dexius. moijejoue 2012-02-13 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. I... I just broke up with Corbin and I feel so bad about it, but it wouldn't be fair to keep dating him, right? No advice at all? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dexius. onemoreson 2012-02-14 08:04 am UTC (link)
	You bro-- no, I, well, I suppose not. I'm. Still confused. I, well. He likes blondes, a lot, if you want to change your hair like everyone else in this school. And I'm fairly sure he'll be at least receptive to your-- advances-- if you're blunt about them. (Reply to this) (Parent)